When Degens Want a Real DEX
DerpDEX is where meme magic meets serious trading power. We've taken everything you love about degenerate finance and wrapped it in a platform that actually works (most of the time).
Born from late-night degen sessions and fueled by too much caffeine, DerpDEX delivers the trading experience crypto's wildest traders deserve. Low fees? Check. Ridiculous yields? Obviously. Meme-powered features? You bet your apette avatar we do.
How DerpDEX makes trading fun again (and maybe profitable?)
Why Degens Love DerpDEX
Meme-Powered Trading
Our UI reacts to market conditions with appropriate memes. Watching charts has never been this emotionally supportive.
Stupid High Yields
Our farms pay out in $DERP and whatever weird tokens our team found in their wallets this week.
Fast AF
Built on the fastest chains so you can lose money quicker than ever before. Zoom zoom!
Kinda Secure
We had our cousin who "knows computers" look at the code. Also we locked the dev wallets (mostly).
Multi-Chain Mayhem
Trade across chains because being limited to one blockchain is for normies.
Anonymous Team
Founded by an anonymous group of degens, furries, and at least one actual raccoon.
Supported Chains (For Now)
DerpDEX is wherever the memes are hot and the gas is cheap:
BSC (Cheap Gas)
Polygon (Cheaper Gas)
Arbitrum (Gas? Never heard of her)
Ethereum (For Rich Degens)
Derp Chain (Coming Soon™)
Check our Chain Status page to see which networks are currently on fire.
DerpDEX Special Features
Emotional Support Trading
Our UI detects when you're about to make a bad trade and shows you appropriate memes to either discourage you or encourage you to YOLO harder. It's basically therapy.
Degenerate Yield Farms
We find the weirdest, most questionable tokens and create pools for them. APR percentages go so high they break our UI (not a bug, a feature).
Rug Pull Alerts
Our proprietary "Smells Fishy" algorithm warns you when a token might be sketchy. Disclaimer: We're often wrong but it's funny when we're right.
SEE MORE DERP FEATURESWhat Degens Say About DerpDEX
I lost 90% of my portfolio but the memes made me feel better about it. 10/10 would get rekt again.
- Anon Degen #69420
Other DEXs don't understand my emotional needs during a market crash. DerpDEX gets me.
- CryptoTherapyPatient
The 'This is Fine' meme that pops up when my positions are liquidating is worth the 2% platform fee alone.
- MarginCalledAgain
$DERP Token (It's Not a Meme Coin)
The $DERP token is the beating heart of our ecosystem with many serious utilities:
Governance (Kinda)
Token holders can vote on important decisions like which meme to feature next or what ridiculous farm to add.
Fee Discounts
Pay fees in $DERP for a discount, because paying full price is for boomers.
Meme Staking
Stake $DERP to earn more $DERP and occasional surprise shitcoins from our team's wallets.
VIP Access
Hold enough $DERP to get access to our secret degen chat where we share alpha (mostly just memes).
Token Metrics
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $DERP (probably)
- Circulating Supply: Who knows?
- Dev Wallets: "Mostly" locked
- Tokenomics: We drew them on a napkin
Read our "Whitepaper" (it's mostly memes with some charts).
Security (We're Serious About This Part)
Under all the memes, we actually care about keeping your funds safe:
Smart Contract Audits
Our contracts have been glanced at by several people who claim to "know Solidity." Also we paid some guys on Twitter to say nice things about us.
Bug Bounty Program
Find a bug? We'll pay you in $DERP and eternal glory in our Discord hall of fame.
Non-Custodial
We never hold your funds because we don't want that responsibility. Your keys, your coins, your problem.
Rug Pull Monitoring
Our team watches new listings like hawks (if hawks were sleep-deprived degens scrolling Twitter at 3AM).
Check our Security Page for our actual serious security measures.
How to Start Derping Around
Ready to trade like a true degen? Here's how to get started:
1. Get a Wallet
Install MetaMask or whatever wallet the cool kids are using these days. Make sure to write down your seed phrase (or don't, live dangerously).
2. Get Some Crypto
Buy ETH, BNB, or MATIC from an exchange or from "a guy" if you're feeling spicy.
3. Connect to DerpDEX
Head to DerpDEX, connect your wallet, and accept that you're probably going to lose money.
4. Trade or Farm
Swap tokens with our meme-enhanced interface or provide liquidity to earn those sweet, sweet $DERP tokens.
5. Join the Community
Hop in our Discord to share your losses, celebrate your (rare) wins, and enjoy the finest crypto memes.
START DERPING NOWFrequently Asked Questions
Is DerpDEX safe to use?
Define "safe." We're non-custodial and our contracts haven't been hacked yet (fingers crossed). But this is crypto - nothing is truly safe.
How do I know the team won't rug pull?
You don't! But we're having too much fun to exit scam. Also our moms would be really disappointed in us.
Why are there so many memes?
Because trading crypto is already ridiculous - we might as well lean into it. Also we have the attention span of goldfish.
What chains does DerpDEX support?
Currently BSC, Polygon, Arbitrum, and Ethereum. More chains coming soon unless we get distracted by shiny objects.
How can I get $DERP tokens?
Trade for them on our platform, farm them in our pools, or check our Twitter for occasional giveaways (no promises).
Is this financial advice?
Absolutely not. We're degens, not financial advisors. Do your own research (or don't, we're not your mom).
Join the Derp Revolution
Connect with fellow degens and stay updated on the latest memes (and maybe some product updates):
Degenerate Central
Our Discord is where the magic happens - memes, alpha, and emotional support during market crashes.
Shitposting HQ
Follow us on Twitter for the freshest memes and occasional project updates.
Serious Business
Check our GitHub if you want to see the code behind the memes (it's surprisingly clean, unlike our humor).
Community Governance
Propose new meme features or ridiculous farms on our community forum.